So, these are the "sensible" suggestions people have given us:

1. Brazilian footballer names: Kaka. Yes Ed, Kaka Chan sounds so good. My child will need psychological counselling for the rest of his/her life.

2. Hercules - Ed: you and lester have a very similar silly sense of humour :p

3. From other friends: Magnum or Hans Solo

Seriously people, i'm writing all this down in a diary for baby chan. he/she will find out how silly all her uncles (yes, only men have given silly names) are :p